Watching porn is really a rite of passage for some men. It begins with several visuals, like that proverbial Playboy magazine a group of friends passes around well before they are old enough to know what everything means. Eventually a young man discovers the visual and aural stimulation of moving video, and that often begins a lifelong love of porn. In fact, the sore penis that results from far too much porn watching might become a man’s first foray into determining good penis care.

porn sites But when a man begins to enjoy pleasure with someone outside the screen, he is frequently disappointed by the vast gulf between what porn teaches him and what really happens in the bedroom. For the uninitiated, here are some things to never actually be prepared to translate from the screen to the bed room.

Perfect bodies. All of the participants in a porn video tend to be very young and healthy. And when they aren’t, the video producers use tricks of camera angles and lighting to cover up any flaws. The result may be the belief a woman should look a certain way, and a guy should too. That can definitely lead to disappointment in the bedroom.

Instant hardness. Men in porn are very rarely seen in a flaccid state. The moment a woman walks over the screen, they are hard enough to crush diamonds. The truth is that most porn productions use a ‘fluffer’ – a woman whose only job would be to get yourself a man hard before he walks onscreen. What is apparently ‘instant’ is really just an illusion.

She gets off fast. Women in porn seem to feel as though every touch is orgasmic, plus they appear to have numerous orgasms throughout one session. The simple truth is very different. Women usually need a very specific kind of stimulation, for much more than just a few seconds, in order to get turned on – much less to get off.

Noise, noise, noise! A porn video is filled up with aural stimulation, which is part of why most guys love it so much. And who wouldn’t? The thing is that women aren’t really likely to make noises like that between the sheets. Sure, they might be enthusiastic and make some noise, but the sounds in a porn film won’t likely be replicated in the bed room.

Money shots. Here’s a fascinating stat: porn actors ejaculate somewhere apart from the vagina 81 percent of the time. Most of the time they do it on her body or mostly, her face. The thing is that 80 percent of ladies in real life report not liking that one move. So unless she approves beforehand, don’t be prepared to replicate this.

Crazy moves. Remember the ‘fluffer’ and the illusion she creates? A similar thing is true of a female who is able to do wild things in porn, like anal sex without any preparation, or double penetration. In each case, the problem has been prepped and carefully coordinated off-camera. Again, don’t be prepared to replicate things like this!